Well, Did You half ass it?
Disclaimer: Following these steps may lead to a large increase in patrons. We are not responsible for any wear and tear on your bar stools, in your booths, your floors, bathrooms, door hinges, menus, or your wait staff’s face muscles. Smiling uses 10 to 23 face muscles and muscle fatigue is expected after a 4 hour shift of non-stop customers.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MAN WHO OVEREsTIMATES HIMSELF.
Never underestimate the power of the quiet ones.